I run a Slack group that a handful of friends and I converse in daily about many things nerdy.  Today started out innocently enough with a post in our Boardgames channel. Joel posted a board game based pickup line.  It quickly devolved from there.  For your reading pleasure, here is the NSFW list of line. Some are decidedly better than others.

  • Baby, you are like the outbreaks in Pandemic: You everywhere I want to be.
  • Hey babe, wanna clank starfighters tonight?
  • Check out my meeple?
  • I'll catch you in my Connor net
  • Is that three bushels of apples in your bag there sheriff? Or are you just happy to see me?
  • Babe, I'm gonna attack your :heart: like a monster in Tokyo...
  • Come on upstairs and I'll show you my minis
  • Hey, babe.... would you trade three ore and a wheat for.... a ring?
  • Hey there munchkin...what's it gonna take to open that seal?
  • I'll fuck you for an extra treasure!
  • Hey girl… welcome back to my place. I’ve got champagne on ice… I’ve got velvet sheets… just, whatever you do, Don’t Wake Daddy
  • Hey girl, come check out my caverna and let’s wish for children
  • Hey girl, are you carcassonne? because this farmer wants to lay in your fields
  • Hey girl… are you a game of x-wing? because this is gonna take 8 hours and we’ll both be frustrated afterwards
  • I'm gonna play you like Arkham Horror, and not follow the rules! (this is kind of an inside joke pointed at me)
  • Hey girl, I need your help to beat this eldritch horror…in my pant
  • New rule, take one and give two
  • Hey girl, they call me the terror of meeple city, come in close and blow
  • You know you want me to fill you up with my meeples
  • Hey girl, let’s play takenoko, you can be the panda and eat my bamboo
  • They call my bedroom 'the mansion of madness'
  • Girl you are in Trouble cause I'm about to Boggle your mind
  • I’m Mr. Bucket, put your balls in my mouth
  • Girl you got me going like ants in my pants
  • King me, b/c I’m gonna jump you like checkers.
  • I'll do you like bridge in that you'll have no idea what's going on or what I'm really saying
  • Imma explode your kitten babe
  • Hey girl, are you a game of canasta? because i’ve got two decks
  • I'm willing to take the Risk that you will say "Yahtzee!" when I take my Hero Quest into your Munchkin